from the Apps for travelling, apps for losing your iPhone prototype page.

Or else I wouldn’t be able to do this:

The App, Gray Powell did not have

I got interested and here’s what came up:

In the 1998 Macworld keynote he seems to be wearing the black turtle neck. Unfortunately the quality of the video is quite low, but I’m sure if you dig deeper you can find a better quality pictures/videos.

Same goes for the 1999 keynote, where even Noah Wyle wears one of these! Noah Wyle played Jobs in Pirates of Silicon Valley which came out in 1999.

Skipping a few years and you can compare and contrast some pictures of 2005, 2007, 2008, 2010.

The jeans Jobs wears are of different color on some occasions, and so are the sneakers! But the turtle neck looks the same always! So what is that turtle neck made of? Kevlar? Diamond threads? Unobtainium? Or maybe it’s not the threads at all!

I believe the explanations for the persistence of the turtle neck is a new Apple product! It could easily come to mind that Apple is testing out (yes in plain sight!) a completely new product. Ladies and Gentlemen, meet:

The iPowder!

Washing a regular piece of clothing with the iPowder seems to make it extremely durable and keep the colors intact for at least 12 years! What better advertising then show the people that what they’ve been witnessing for all those years was a test case of a completely new Apple product that will undoubtfully change the world! It doesn’t irritate the skin! Preserves the color and strengthens the threads! It was proved that 1 in 1000 cases it might cause a severe liver damage, but this minor bug is being worked on and it will certainly be fixed before rolling out the final product!

Personal qualities:

Leadership skills – I’m a natural born leader! I got mad leadership skillz! You just have to see me yell in the office! I’m more impressive than Russel Crowe’s Maximus in the beginning of Gladiator!

Team-player – At least once a week I play with my clan – Borderlands, Modern Warfare 2, Gears of War, Grand Theft Auto IV, etc. Should I say more?

People skills – I am very skillful with people! I can swear in 4 languages, and I’m especially proficient in the Serbo-Croatian!

Communicative skills – Being required to have my X-Box Live headset at all times in order to insult any faggot who tries to be smart, I can assure you I’m more than skilled in being able to communicate

Multitasking – I have the occasional Double and Triple Kills!

Strong technical background – I’m very proficient in deploying claymores in Modern Warfare 2, as well as building bridges and fixing machine guns in Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory

Strong project management skills – I can kill a huge number of people with just two magazines of 45 bullets! Such a task was undertaken by non-other but Mr. Stalin and Mr. Hitler. Both of them #failed. #Meserably!

Driving license – I’ve flown an AC130 and a Pave Low, as well as most cars from Forza Motorsport 3

Personal information

Marital Status – Engaged in action with 6 clan-mates
Nationality – The 8==> clan member
Place of Birth – Somewhere on a 8-bit Bulgarian-made “Pravets” personal computer

In the unlikely event you omit the publishing date – 1^st of April, 2010 – be aware this an April Fool’s joke. Here is my real Curriculum Vitae.

До 1989 трябваше да си (син на) член на ЦК.

Около 1992 трябваше да си просто ‘гъзар’.

След 1995 се изискваше да си борец.

Около 2000 година стана модерно да си (син на) хотелиер.

След 2003 всичко се опрости – трябваше да си просто крупен бизнесмен.

Днес, бизнесмените не са на мода – работят твърде много, имат прекалено много отговорности. Днес, ако искаш да си модерен – стани консултант.

• 5+ years of experience in the field
• Excellent command of English and the biological unit’s mother tongue
• Recommendation from a previously managed department
• Proven track record

The job responsibilities are:

• Taking the department to the field
• Driving in the department from the field
• Managing the department in the field daily
• Making weekly and monthly reports about the department’s production
• Keeping track of the department’s needs and notifying the responsible person if their needs are not in congruence with the internal company policy

What we can offer:

• Competitive renumeration
• A trustworthy German personal assistant
• Full course meal based on the department’s produce
• Trendy work-clothing (incl. rubber boots)

P.S. If you still haven’t figured what this position is all about – we’re looking for experienced shepherd for a flock of sheep and cows.